Showing posts with label bitching. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitching. Show all posts

Friday, April 12, 2013

Makes you late for dinner.

I haven't been drawing much, because sitting in a chair makes my back hurt. Which is a pretty serious concern for someone who sits at the computer or sits at the sewing machine, or sits at a drawing table all day.

I think I prematurely aged.  Possibly going to be one of those "Ow my back" people for life now. Its really helping my cheer levels, which were pretty high to begin with. *Sarcasm chasm, watch out*

I think I am on the mend though. I completed this. (For no discernable reason...)
hobbit
The Hobbit is so cute. Re-watching it, I still think its cute. All the characters are cute. All the actors are cute. Ugh, Bilbo's house is so dang cuute. The movie has no women in it, which is terribly UNCUTE, but other than that problematic crap...CUTE.  Should have put off seeing it until all three movies were finished, though. Waiting is the worst.

As for the comic, I know its a popular act on tumblr to be like "Oh, I hate people, I just need my computers heat for love" but seriously, that is me. This comic isn't an exaggeration. Everyone, you are nice and lovely and I might even like you, but I want you to GO AWAY.  Even if you are an amazing wizard and offering the adventure of a lifetime..Nahhhh.




Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Do you read any other Crafty blogs? I do, I read tons and tons. Do you know what most of them are missing? BALLS.

Not that I think this blog actually has this. I admit it doesn't. Since I change to Blogger its been a little "sugar and spice and everything nice." I am working on that. Trying to change back to my earlier Xanga writing self.

Oh yeah the balls....Crafty blogs are a sea of cutesy, sugar topped, sweeties and sugars and lovlies and snugglies. Which has its place, but I feel like everyone is channeling one personality. This personality is this perfect Indie craft girl, who sews owls and bakes banana bread and collects vintage tea towels or whatever. But thats only part of a person. What about your bad days, things that annoy you, stuff that embarrassed you, parties with friends that weren't tea parties, days when you wore jeans!

So props to those girls out there who have regular days and spill coffee on their shirts and get annoyed by people at the mall. I think you are awesome if you write about that between posts about the fantastic things you make. I love that.

Why did I think of this? Because I just wrote the post below this one on Facebook and almost censored myself from putting it on my blog. What a wuss! :-P

Gentle reminder to the idiots of the world.

Hey everyone. I am here to remind you to pay your bills and not be a total waste of space loser.

Maybe you aren't aware, but when you owe a lot of money and aren't paying it back, then the collections companies come looking for you. Yes, you have to pay that money BACK! And since you lived/living in MY building, the collections people come to me.

Why do YOUR collections people come to me? Because I am NOT a waste of space and have a listed phone number that shows I live in your building. Which would be fine if you didn't exist! They call 15 times a day and leave annoying messages and you can't call them back. They think YOU live here and don't care that my name is on the answering machine.

So because of all these annoying people I end up accidentally screening my own mom. You heartless losers!

Because of YOU I want to cancel my phone. Its useless. I pay money to have people hound me.

Thanks a lot.